Dutch Smurf JokeAmsterdam

Ah, the Dutch Smurf joke, a stag comedy basic. You get to chain the little fellah to your mate for an extended period of time. Smurfs have very little tolerance, please do not give alcohol or cannabis to the smurf! We only have a limited number of smurfs in capitivity, so please book early to avoid missing out on this surreal experience.

If one of your group is actually a real smurf, we hope you are not offended. We love you little fellahs.

To get a quote today for your group, please use the form to send us some details about your holiday, or see all contact details. (We will never release your contact details to any marketing agencies or other third parties.)  

from £ 213
min 10 pers.

In the Package

+ 2 nights budget accommodation
+ The Pissup Smurf
+ 3 hour bar guide
+ Canal Boat Bar Crawl
+ 2 Hour Cruise
+ Welcome shots
+ Entrance to 2 bars
+ Free Drink in each bar
+ Return Airport Transfers
+ 24 Hour on call guide assistance

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