Budget Accommodation Amsterdam
If you fancy saving as much cash as possible for beers and babes then this is the best option for you. We will house you in a 1 or 2 star hotel or apartment. Although cheap, these venues are safe, clean and central to the action. Everyone gets a bed, however breakfast is usually not included.
Although this is our cheapest option, we ensure that you are looked after throughout your stay, providing you with a guide to check in and on call 24/7 in case you encounter any problems. We also equip you all with ‘Get Me Home’ cards...we like to look after our lads
Exclusive to Pissup! Have a laugh by having the stag or just one of the lads handcuffed to the PissupSmurf for a few hours. This never fails to be entertaining , and makes for a great night out. Our guide will meet you at your hotel and take you to a bar in the city. Here the PissupSmurf will appear and handcuff himself to the uRead more >
- Little Person
- 3hr Bar Guide.
This is not the muddy backwater of the Manchester ship canel , oh no, its Amsterdam with bars and free beer! The boat with its own crew and the captain of the ship , will steer you around the streets of this wonderful city via the canels which are famous for interlinking all the main areas of the city, while in true pissup style we stop on the oddRead more >
- 2 Hours Cruise
- Welcome shots
- Entrance to 2 bars
- Free Drink in each bar
Ah, the Dutch Smurf joke, a stag comedy basic. You get to chain the little fellah to your mate for an extended period of time. Smurfs have very little tolerance, please do not give alcohol or cannabis to the smurf! We only have a limited number of smurfs in capitivity, so please book early to avoid missing out on this surreal experience.
If one of your group is actually a real smurf, we hope you are not offended. We love you little fellahs.