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Dutch Smurf Joke

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Ah, the Dutch Smurf joke, a stag comedy essnetial. You get to chain the little fella to your mate for an extended period of time. If you’re looking to prank your stag then this is a good o... read more

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    Ah, the Dutch Smurf joke, a stag comedy essnetial. You get to chain the little fella to your mate for an extended period of time. If you’re looking to prank your stag then this is a good one – it will be like a buddy comedy movie in real life! Smurfs have very little tolerance, please do not give alcohol or cannabis to the smurf! We only have a limited number of smurfs in capitivity, so please book early to avoid missing out on this surreal experience.

    If one of your group is actually a real smurf, we hope you are not offended. We love you little fellas.

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