The Pissup Smurf in Amsterdam
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The Pissup Smurf in Amsterdam


Rated  9.5/10 by our customers.

Pissup Tours

What's included

  • Little Person (Guide)
  • 3 hr Bar Tour
  • Bottle of Vodka or another spirit
  • Handcuffs


Exclusive to Pissup!

Have a laugh by having the stag or just one of the lads handcuffed to the PissupSmurf for a few hours. This never fails to be entertaining, and makes for a great night out.

Our guide will meet you at your hotel and take you to a bar in the city. At the bar the PissupSmurf – a lovely Smurfette! – will appear and handcuff herself to the unsuspecting stag, then for the next three hours you and your group will have the little bundle of fun in tow and your poor stag will have to keep her supplied drink as she takes you on a tour of the Red Light districts best bars. HI-HO!

A bottle of vodka (or another spirit) will be included in the price. You can do shots from this in the first bar! This great stag do prank can be added to almost any activity. Ask for details.

After you’ve enjoyed 3 hours partying it up with this the Pissup Smurf, why not carry on? We can take you on an Amsterdam Red Light Tour – where, among other things, you’ll see a sex show, go to strip club, and boogie the night away in a top nightclub.

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Ready to get pissed? Get in touch - call us on 020-7060-7060

Ready to get pissed? Get in touch - call us on 020-7060-7060