Dutch Smurf Joke

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Dutch Smurf Joke

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Budget Accommodation Amsterdam, 2 night(s)

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What's Included

  • Budget Accommodation Amsterdam
  • Canal Boat Cruise w/ Unlimited drinks
  • The Pissup Smurf
  • Package Return Airport Transfers
  • Itinerary

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Canal Boat Cruise w/ Unlimited drinks

Canal Boat Cruise w/ Unlimited drinks

These are not the muddy backwaters of the Manchester ship canal! Oh no! This is Amsterdam with bars and free beer! Your very own classic Amsterdam canal bo
The Pissup Smurf

The Pissup Smurf

Exclusive to Pissup! Have a laugh by having the stag or one of the lads handcuffed to PissupSmurf for a few hours. This is a great Amsterdam stag do prank!


Package Return Airport Transfers

Package Return Airport Transfers

Don’t worry about trying to figure out how to get to and from your hotel! We shall collect you from the airport in our extremely comfortable minibus with

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Ah, the Dutch Smurf joke, a stag comedy essnetial. You get to chain the little fella to your mate for an extended period of time. If you're looking to prank your stag then this is a good one - it will be like a buddy comedy movie in real life! Smurfs have very little tolerance, please do not give alcohol or cannabis to the smurf! We only have a limited number of smurfs in capitivity, so please book early to avoid missing out on this surreal experience.

If one of your group is actually a real smurf, we hope you are not offended. We love you little fellas.

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Budget Accommodation Amsterdam

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If you fancy saving as much cash as possible for beers and babes then this is the best option for you. We will house you in a hostel.

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